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slutty-ukes:

why do I still read youtube comments like have I not learned anything

(via maliciousmelons)

africant:

thegreensanitarium:

sees cute animal

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sees a bug

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(via ruinedchildhood)

iloveouterspace2k14:

*holding a handkerchief on a stick with only stuffed animals inside* bye mom im going to california

(via theslowpokewell)

me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once

next day: *everything fucks up*

“i dont care about looks”

LIAR

YOU’RE A LIAR

YOU ARE LYING

(via thegreatcounselor)

horoscope: you breathe on a daily basis

me: omg that is so me how did they do that

mosellegreen:

alegbra:

have you ever gotten to that certain point in the school year where you just

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Ah, yes. The second day.

(via ruinedchildhood)

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chesterloaf:

fartgallery:

i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

(via pregers)